No Ticket, No Nukes

Posted: October 25, 2010 in Uncategorized
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Former Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Hugh Shelton, in his recently released memoirs, said America couldn’t have used its nuclear weapons because then-President Bill Clinton lost the presidential identification codes.

So to channel Dylan, the nukes won’t go ‘cause the President went all negligent?

The crypto in question would be the President’s personal identifier (and not the “football”), known in the vernacular as the “biscuit.”

This guy says (in effect) ‘I believe Shelton’s lying, because the described scenario is implausible.’

Read a completely plausible scenario at The Atlantic.

And remember don’t follow leaders (who) watch the parkin’ meters.

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