If You're Into Conspiracy Theories, This Is A Good One

You don’t need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows, you only need to know that Uncle Sam commands it to do as he sees fit.

At least that’s an idea hypothesized by Andrei Areshev of the Russian Strategic Culture Foundation, who has written, “At the moment, climate weapons may be reaching their target capacity and may be used to provoke droughts, erase crops, and induce various anomalous phenomena in certain countries.”  Yes, climate weapons.  Perhaps a climate weapon treaty is in order?

Possible climate weapon suspects:

The High-Frequency Active Auroral Research Program (HAARP), funded by the Air Force, Navy, DARPA, and the University of Alaska.

The X-37 space plane, formerly funded by NASA and now funded by the Air Force.  The X-37 is has also been accused of starting a space arms race.

An important safety tip is to those advancing such theories is to avoid standing in front of a high-powered radar. Such emanations will not only melt the chocolate bar in your pocket, but eventually your face, and brain.

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